I don't drink.
I don't smoke.
I don't fool around with loose women.
And now I don't drink caffiene.
WHAT IS THE POINT OF LIVING, PEOPLE?????
Maze said he and I are going to cultivate a gambling addiction. If you need us, we'll be in Vegas, betting the farm.
I don't own a farm.
Dammit.
[x-posted to LJ]